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(no subject) [Mar. 21st, 2012|02:42 am]
The Doctor
Hello, sorry I haven't posted, I was in prison for twenty years for space-bigamy.
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(no subject) [Nov. 23rd, 2011|04:39 pm]
The Doctor
I am now accepting birthday presents. Thanks in advance.
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(no subject) [Oct. 10th, 2011|03:02 am]
The Doctor
Are you allowed to have a Stag Night after the wedding?
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(no subject) [Sep. 24th, 2011|08:40 pm]
The Doctor
*writes "THE DOCTOR LOVES CRAIG" on a piece of paper*

*draws little hearts around it*

*sighs wistfully*
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(no subject) [Sep. 18th, 2011|12:41 am]
The Doctor
I feel an unexplained sadness, as though something upsetting has just happened.
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(no subject) [Sep. 3rd, 2011|10:12 pm]
The Doctor
When I was little I was scared of monsters. Now I'm only scared of clowns.
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(no subject) [Aug. 28th, 2011|12:06 am]
The Doctor
Do you think I know River well enough to buy her underwear? Only I got this catalogue in the post and some of the things are quite nice and I think they would suit her. Some of them have extra holes in them though, I can't think why you'd want knickers with no crotch. Maybe the factory made a mistake and they're trying to pretend they're meant to be like that.
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(no subject) [Aug. 22nd, 2011|10:27 pm]
The Doctor
*belatedly takes birthday presents to Penny*

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*writes* [Aug. 10th, 2011|07:30 am]
The Doctor
Dearest Pond,

I have recently found some help for my various emotional problems, and as such I feel I should take this opportunity to apologise for being a dick any hurt I have caused you in the past. You are my current best friend and therefore mean a lot to me. I know you have your own troubles and therefore I shall not bother you with mine, except to say that mine are smaller now that I have a new perspective on life. I was a dick horrible to you and I am unable to apologise enough. You are so ginger and so wonderful, I would like to be friends again and we could have adventures or whatever you want to do. Not adventures where I am a dick awful to you, but ones where I am nice to you and perhaps touch your forehead with mine in that adorable way that we have or at least had before I was a dick foolish with your emotional wellbeing.

Please let me know if there is anything I can do to make it up to you. I promise to be nicer from now on.

The Doctor

*starts on further letters of adoration and apology to various people*
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Therapy [Aug. 9th, 2011|05:02 am]
The Doctor
Where do I start?

I've found it quite hard to connect with people, in case they leave me. Especially the children. I want to be a good parent, but... no, it's not about my mother.

As I was saying, being parental is quite difficult for me because of that sense of inevitable loss. It makes it hard to enjoy the days as they happen.

No, my mother never did that.

Anyway, it's really important that I get over this somehow. And not just the children, I chase everyone off. I even made Amy leave and I love her like... like cake loves those little silver ball bearings, you know the ones?

Yeah, those. Amy is those, and I am a cake, and I'm not complete without her. And then there's River, who...

No, neither of them looks anything like my mother.

River's all sexy and dynamic and I quite want to have a proper relationship, like Amy has with Rory. Those are her parents, but that's neither here nor there.

Really, it is not about my mother.

Oh, piss off, Sigmund. I'm going down the pub.
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